Do you see the problem here?
1) It’s not black friday again.
2) A book for women by a woman covered in pink faux leather talking about peace (because women have anxiety/hysteria). Oh the swirls. We like swirls and filigree because swirls rhymes with girls and we are delicate flowers and wear lace.
3) Juxtaposition of John Hagee’s fear-mongering doomsday book with a prediction about as specific as one can be when it comes to the end of days…, “SOMETHING…..is about to change.”